Stolen from kitten

If I were a month, I would be: January

If I were a day of the week, I would be: Saturday

If I were a time of day, I would be: Night

If I were a planet, I would be: Saturn

If I were a sea animal, I would be: Killer Whale

If I were a direction, I would be: Up

If I were a piece of furniture, I would be: A bed

If I were a sin, I would be: Lust

If I were a historical figure I would be: Charlie Chaplin

If I were a liquid, I would be: Water

If I were a stone, I would be: Diamond

If I were a tree, I would be: A willow

If I were a bird, I would be: An eagle

If I were a tool, I would be: Chisel

If I were a flower/plant, I would be: Rose

If I were a kind of weather, I would be: Rain

If I were a mythical creature, I would be: Dragon

If I were a musical instrument, I would be: A guitar

If I were an animal, I would be: A black pantha

If I were a colour, I would be: Black

If I were an emotion, I would be: Satisfaction

If I were a fruit, I would be: A mango

If I were a sound, I would be: Music

If I were an element, I would be: Hydrogen

If I were a car, I would be: A lamborghini

If I were a song, I would be: Iris - the goo goo dolls

If I were a movie, I would be: Stand by me

If I were a book, I would be written by: Me

If I were a food, I would be: Sushi

If I were a place, I would be: Amongst the stars

If I were a taste, I would be: Sweet

If I were a scent, I would be: Exotic

If I were a religion, I would be: Bhuddism

If I were a word, I would be: Simplicity

If I were a body part, I would be: Eyes

If I were a facial expression, I would be: A smile

If I were a subject in school, I would be: Literature

If I were a cartoon character, I would be: Tigger

If I were a shape, I would be: A circle

If I were a number, I would be: 7

If I were an item of clothing, I would be: A bra

If I were a piece of jewelry, I would be: A piercing

If I were a clothing accessory, I would be: A tie